Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. π
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, Iβm Texas!
Whatβs the difference??
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Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
