During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Location Jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
You live in the airport.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
