Location jokes
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
You live in the airport.