Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
You know what they say. Location Location Location. So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt and now he has degrees.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂
where did stephan hawking go after he died? fnaf sister location
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The location of the Dirtbag.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Where did amy go after the explosion? Everywhere
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
