Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Like Jokes
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Like if you are emo.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
I like penis in my bum!
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
