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What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What games do bats like to play at recess?
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).