Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
