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Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
That is so bad, just like you.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.