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I like unicorns.
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.