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Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

I like penis in my bum!

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

What would the world be like without women?

A pain in the ass.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?