Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
