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Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.