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There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.
What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.
What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.