New Like Jokes

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?

Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

I moved so much stone today.

I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:

Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?

Because he wanted grapes.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.