He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Ashton Parkes
I broke up with lilly
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Any girls on here?