Like jokes
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
I like pie.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Give a like if I have no friends.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.