Like jokes
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Memes
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Like (DYM 148).
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.