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SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.

Life is like a penis. It is short.

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.