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My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Hi, I like food.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Like this if you like me.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.