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Fortnite

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Memes

Whale

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Pope

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

Brother

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Villain

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

Kid

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Ass

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Trash Can

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

Mom

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Gun

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.