Like jokes
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Memes
When you reverse the roles be like:
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Hi, I like food.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
