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Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Hi, I like food.

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

Like this if you like me.

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

I like moldy food.

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

I like pie.

I like tortles.

Whatever it is, I kind of like it.

If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.