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I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.