Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs Simply because they look up to me
A DEPRESSED GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "CAN I GET SHOT".THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "YOU MEAN CAN YOU GET A SHOT RIGHT?THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "WELL..........WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE?THE DEPRESSED THEN RESPONDS WITH A "NO I REALLY WANT TO GET SHOT.
like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!
imagine if this got over 69 likes wow 🤩 🇫🇷
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.
Why does the adopted kid like playing gta?because he wants to be wanted
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I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself. So I treat everyone like garbage
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I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
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one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
