One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
The American salute start's with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
a teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favourite football team is saying "raise you hand if it is Scunthorpe" every student but one raised their hand. the teacher asks "why don't you support Scunthorpe?" the child answers "my parents support Grimsby and so do I". the teacher comes back with "why are you copying your parents? what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" the child answers then i'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards"
It want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around
I see them hang all day
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
Why are most absent dads mechanics
They like to nut and bolt
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
Once my friend was saying something dumb and I was like I Campbell-eve you just said that.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in
