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A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said

“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper

me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g

Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head

It want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book

It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around

I see them hang all day

Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment

I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!

i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower

Why are most absent dads mechanics

They like to nut and bolt

Once my friend was saying something dumb and I was like I Campbell-eve you just said that.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he

My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better