Like jokes

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Make this the most liked post.

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?

Son goat: No, what?

Dad goat: Goat meat.

Son goat: *Gasps*

Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.

You fighting? More like you're dying!

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

What was OceanGate's biggest regret?

Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

I like dicks... sporting goods.

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."