Like jokes

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.

If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...

I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

I have no father. Like if you relate.

I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?

Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.

Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?

Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.

Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.

What category of music did JFK like?

You could say he was a metalhead.

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.