This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
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I hate Likebeggers.They are just writing some stupid ,,Like if" shit just to get attention.I mean thats so lazy.So unorginal and stupid.
Anyways can this get 100 Likes please?
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Sans: why didn't the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:... Sure
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you're pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
