Brownie

Brownie Jokes

Joe Biden

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

"Indeed, they are," he was told.

"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

Carlos

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

Scout

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

Girl

Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?

Because she wanted to join the Brownies.

Morning

This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

Home

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

Calorie

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Dick

Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.

Chris Brown

Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!