Brownie jokes

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?

Because she wanted to join the Brownies.

Down syndrome and brownies.

What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?

Brownies.

If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?

Cosmic Brownies.

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

"Indeed, they are," he was told.

"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.

Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

I can’t stand disabled jokes...

Neither can they 😂

This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.