Brownie jokes
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Memes
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.