Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
What is a cannibals favorite dessert? Brownies
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!