A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Okay, so this sad dude walks into a bar, right? But instead of ordering a drink, he asks to get shot, like with a bullet. The bartender thinks he just wants a shot of booze, but the dude is serious about wanting to be shot-shot. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and dark, like your future.
Anonymous
so detailed