Hanging Kids

The joke plays on the double meaning of "hanging". It implies the speaker likes their kids the same way they like lights, which are often hanging, but it also evokes the image of hanging in a more morbid sense. It's dark humor because it makes light of a very grim situation.

• Kid
• Light
• Dark Humor
• Home
• Family
• Child

• What’s the difference between kids and drugs? I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
• What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
• How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
• What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.