Adopted Kid Jokes

Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.

How do you make an adopted kid bleed... tell him to clap until his parents come back

kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan

if your adopted your actually wanted

an adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid aportes him hey says the emo kid do you have rope No replies the adopted kid Dang it i hate you says the emo kid "now the adopted one is angry" Well at least im loved says the adopted kid.

if you know a emo kid please stay away the depression is contagions I,m a survivor like if you dislike emos.

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do tell their parents on you? Lol

i hate adopted kids they r ugly snd stupid lmao

Poles are as strait as adopted kids parents

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "hows your biological parents? they well?"

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river? Moses hits the adoption lottery!

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(😢🥺😢😭😭

tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home, and tell them their oringinal parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage, and tell them their parents died.