Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(😢🥺😢😭😭
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
