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Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
John, I like your cut, G.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
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You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.