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The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Who would've known?
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Like, and comment if you're single.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
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