Like jokes

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

Why are friends a lot like snow?

If you pee on them, they disappear.

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

John, I like your cut, G.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because then they can play catch.

Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Because it looks like a g-nome.