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Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Memes
Girls be like
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
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"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
I like trains.
*train hits him*
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
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You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."