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Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
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L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.