Celebrity jokes
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Shakib Khan.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"
I said, "You."
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.