Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
