Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.
