Clay jokes

What do you call a farting boxer?

Gaseous Clay.

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)

I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

Curry.

Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.