Clay jokes
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
When someone created Queen Elizabeth ii out of clay :/
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
