Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Listen up, numbskull! This joke is saying that friends are like snow because if you "pee" on either of them, they both vanish. Get it? It's funny 'cause nobody wants to be peed on and friends don't usually disappear when you pee on them... unless they're not really your friends. Which, let's be honest, you probably don't have any.