Two-Legged Cat

  • What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

    Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, dummy. The joke is that a cat with two legs is called "dead". Then the person relates that to their own feelings of being useless. I bet you think cats always land on their feet too, you dumb dumb.

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