Like jokes

I like trains.

*train hits him*

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

John, I like your cut, G.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why are friends a lot like snow?

If you pee on them, they disappear.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

(Girl) Do you ever blink?

(Doll) (No reply).

(Girl) You look like a mannequin!

(Doll) (No reply).

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."