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"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
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Who would've known?
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
I like trains.
*train hits him*