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Why are friends a lot like snow?

If you pee on them, they disappear.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

Misogyny? More like misogelbow.

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(Girl) Do you ever blink?

(Doll) (No reply).

(Girl) You look like a mannequin!

(Doll) (No reply).

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.