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Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.

Disappointing.

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

Would you like to win 100k?

Comment on my next video for a chance to win!

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Misogyny? More like misogelbow.

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"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

(Girl) Do you ever blink?

(Doll) (No reply).

(Girl) You look like a mannequin!

(Doll) (No reply).

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.

In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.