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Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Like if its true
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)