Like jokes
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Memes
Boys Experiments be like:
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
John, I like your cut, G.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.