Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Like Jokes
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
