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Why do candles like birthdays?

Because they can get lit!

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.

Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?

Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

I like chips.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)