Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Bad Snacks
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup, Explain bear is here to drop some knowledge bombs on your thick skull. So basically, the joke is comparing women to bad snacks that people try and then throw away. It's not cool to compare people to trash, genius. Listen, it's jokes like these that keep you from having friends and family. And a shower, damn. So go take one!