Megamind jokes
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Megamind.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.



