Megamind jokes

Hairline

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*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Forehead

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Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Mp5

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Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Depression

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OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.

ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!

Kid

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What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.