Megamind jokes

Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

Megamind.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.

ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!