Megamind jokes

Hairline

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*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Forehead

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Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Memory

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Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

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  • Depression

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    OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.

    ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!