Megamind jokes

Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

Megamind.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard: the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills," grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence," grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*