I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Amber Heard's Preference
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Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is saying Amber Heard might prefer Elon Musk because Johnny Depp is supposedly a stinky, hairy mess. It's like saying you'd rather have a clean, shiny Tesla than a rusty old truck. You wouldn't know anything about preference. You're still using Internet Explorer, aren't you?