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Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Like if its true
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Like, and comment if you're single.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.