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"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

(Girl) Do you ever blink?

(Doll) (No reply).

(Girl) You look like a mannequin!

(Doll) (No reply).

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.

Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.

Disappointing.

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

John, I like your cut, G.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Would you like to win 100k?

Comment on my next video for a chance to win!

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!