Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
