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Vegan Girls

Anonymous
4 years ago
  • If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

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    Listen up, numbskull! Here's the deal. Vegans don't eat animal products, right? The joke is that even though they avoid animal products in their diet, they still perform oral sex on men. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda contradicts the whole vegan thing. And yes, I'm a bear. What of it?

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