Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This dude is saying he's all about that pounding life, probably food or somethin'. Then he hits you with a zinger, saying you're so fat, you'd be on "600 Pound Life," but you're too heavy even for that show. See, that's funny because you're a fatass, and fatasses are funny! Being fat is like 90% of your personality, isn't it?
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