600 Pound Life

Alright listen up, buttercup. This dude is saying he's all about that pounding life, probably food or somethin'. Then he hits you with a zinger, saying you're so fat, you'd be on "600 Pound Life," but you're too heavy even for that show. See, that's funny because you're a fatass, and fatasses are funny! Being fat is like 90% of your personality, isn't it?