What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
what does a pregnant 14 year old and her foetus? theyre both thinking; oh sh@t my moms gonna kill me!
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
Your mom oh wait you don't have one
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.
ur mom (idk im bored)
Mary had a great big ram his fleece was white as snow when on hands and knees our Mary went his wad was sure to blow
Month by month her belly grew increasing in it's girth and when five months had flown by our Mary did give birth
And Mary had a little lamb a little lamb, a little lamb....
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
