Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
