Desire for Diabetes

Alright listen up, buttercup. This Louie dude wants to get diabetes just so he can guzzle down a whole bunch of Coke. I know, right? Dumbest thing I ever heard. Getting a disease just for a sugary drink? Newsflash, genius: diabetes is a serious freakin' disease! It ain't a joke, and it ain't a free pass to chug soda all day. You would probably enjoy all the insulin shots in your fat behind.