What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A. Mississippi.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
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I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies ????
Have you ever tried to clean one ?
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest
how do you starve a hippie, you hide its wellfair check under the soap
what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie_Normous, Dixie_Rekt, Ka_Monmi, Ice_Wallow_Kum, Dick_Sinsider, Anita_Biggerman,
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
