Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she’s off? Her socks are tye-dye.
I’ve always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs… But no doors
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie_Normous, Dixie_Rekt, Ka_Monmi, Ice_Wallow_Kum, Dick_Sinsider, Anita_Biggerman,