Hippie

Hippie Jokes

Hockey Player

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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  • Period

    How do you know a hippie is on her period?

    Her socks are missing.

    How do you know she's off?

    Her socks are tye-dye.

    Memes

    Doorknob

    I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

    Hunting

    Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?

    Have you ever tried to clean one?

    Chick

    How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?

    You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

    Watermelon

    What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

    Spit, spit, spit!

    Name

    These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.

    Spam

    What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?

    After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.