Hippie jokes
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What's Reddit?
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said "you know you wanna". Jill said yes, pulled down her dress, and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.