Hippie

Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? -- The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.

what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit

These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie_Normous, Dixie_Rekt, Ka_Monmi, Ice_Wallow_Kum, Dick_Sinsider, Anita_Biggerman,

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of spam After 6 months in the woods you'll still eat the can of spam