Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.
Why couldn’t a lifeguard save the hippie? – Because he was too far out man.
I’ve always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs… But no doors
How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she’s off? Her socks are tye-dye.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies ???
Have you ever tried to clean one ?
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie_Normous, Dixie_Rekt, Ka_Monmi, Ice_Wallow_Kum, Dick_Sinsider, Anita_Biggerman,
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest