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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

Why couldn’t a lifeguard save the hippie? – Because he was too far out man.

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.

Why is there no open hunting season on hippies ???

Have you ever tried to clean one ?

How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she’s off? Her socks are tye-dye.

These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie_Normous, Dixie_Rekt, Ka_Monmi, Ice_Wallow_Kum, Dick_Sinsider, Anita_Biggerman,

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How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest