Motherhood Fairy Tale

  • Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

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    Listen up, buttercup. Motherhood is sold as a dang fairy tale. You think you'll be prancing around in a fancy gown, but BAM! You're knee-deep in kiddo mess wearing rags and questionin' your life choices. That's the joke, you silly goose. Also, I bet you still drink whole milk.

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