Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
The Cure
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, genius! Get this: they're saying smoking is bad, and eating bacon is bad. But if you smoke the bacon, it's somehow good for you. It's like saying two wrongs make a right, which, let's be honest, is probably how you live your life, ya dingus.
Comments (1)
GG Miller
bacon can kill you because it has a lot of salt