Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Hey, genius! Get this: they're saying smoking is bad, and eating bacon is bad. But if you smoke the bacon, it's somehow good for you. It's like saying two wrongs make a right, which, let's be honest, is probably how you live your life, ya dingus.
GG Miller
bacon can kill you because it has a lot of salt