Lifestyle jokes
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Memes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What’s an emo called Anna?
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
I'm gay and an orphan.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.