Lifestyle jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What’s an emo called Anna?
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.