Lifestyle jokes
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What’s an emo called Anna?
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
I'm gay and an orphan.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.