Lifestyle jokes
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What’s an emo called Anna?
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
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