What’s an emo called Anna?
Lifestyle Jokes
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I'm gay and an orphan.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
