Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
I was staying over at my friend's; for the purpose of the joke, he shall be called Kian. It was 03:00 am and everyone else was asleep when I heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it. Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge; it was thought he had a huge slong.
The banging was getting louder, and so too was my heartbeat. I opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked. There was a glory hole through the wall where I could make it Kian's ass. This is what I have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts, which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards John. I shoved [my] 1-inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "You little gimp, get on the bed."
Kian came in the room with a 2-litre bottle of Irn Bru. He demanded, "What the fudge are you doing?"
I replied smoothly, "Kian, you tracksuit warrior, you have a camel toe!"
Kian fires back, "Shut it, Paul, you have genital warts!"
John screams, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
He then gives us it so rough I can't walk the next day, but [I] feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
