Lifestyle jokes
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Memes
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What’s an emo called Anna?
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.