What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
im so fucking bored
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
