Leisure jokes
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
I'm so fucking bored.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.