Law

Law jokes

Rule

    • Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.

    Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?

    Kid: I don't know.

    Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.

    Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.

    *Officer arrests Elmo*

    Elmo: But who wants tickles?

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    • Sex

    • The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

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    • Legal Action

    • Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!

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    • Law memes

    Police

    • A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

    And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

    And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

    Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

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    • Child Abuse

    • What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

    The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

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    • Editor

    • When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.

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