A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
