Jail jokes
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.