Wife

Anonymous

After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!

7

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!

1

Star

Daniel King

What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?

A shooting star 🌠!

Roast

Animal

I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

Date

Anonymous

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

4

Puns

Anonymous

A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.

Depression

Hay

Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail

Number

Anonymous

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

0

Guy

Cezrtheguy

In jail why is the white guy scarier than the black guy. Because the white guy actually did something

Skeleton

Anonymous

Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!

Beat

Anonymous

I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

Roast

hi

I’d hit you but if I did I’d go to jail for animal abuse

Hospital

I’m still not sure how I’m not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I’m out in public, I’m a piece of litter.

Michael Jackson

Andy

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy

Cop

Sugar Swe3t

Things you never want to do in jail

  • never piss off an inmate
  • don’t start fights with the cops
  • don’t drop the soap
  • don’t run away from the cops
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Dream

Anonymous

Can people please shut up about ‘male privileges’. There is no right that men have that women don’t.

Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.

Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.

Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.

Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.

Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.

Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.

Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)

Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas

Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.

Women have the right to domestic violence shelters

Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute

Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.

So it is women who have more rights.

So shut up feminists please.

Puns

lechezy_KID101

Why did the credit card go to jail???

‘Cuz’ it was guilty as charged

People

N....Mann AWAYYY

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)

0

Suck

Bob

Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery