Jail Jokes

Anonymous

After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!

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Anonymous
in Puns

Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!

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Daniel King
in Star

What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?

A shooting star 🌠!

Animal
in Roast

I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

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Anonymous
in Puns

A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.

Anonymous

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

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I’m still not sure how I’m not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I’m out in public, I’m a piece of litter.

Hay
in Depression

Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail

Anonymous

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

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Cezrtheguy

In jail why is the white guy scarier than the black guy. Because the white guy actually did something

Andy
in Michael Jackson

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy

igloo and you

What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

Some people are let out of jail

Sugar Swe3t

Things you never want to do in jail

  • never piss off an inmate
  • don’t start fights with the cops
  • don’t drop the soap
  • don’t run away from the cops
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Anonymous
in Skeleton

Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!

brucepee

What’s the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn’t go to jail for loving me.

Anonymous

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn’t get consent he just uses the force.

Yalliban

In prison they called me sweet cheeks

hi
in Roast

I’d hit you but if I did I’d go to jail for animal abuse

Anonymous

I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

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