Jail jokes
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.