As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
Things you never want to do in jail
- never piss off an inmate
- don’t start fights with the cops
- don’t drop the soap
- don’t run away from the cops
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he’s so worried we’re going to jail. I’m not. I’m fine. Please reply fast.
Which president has never gone to jail… Lincoln because he’s in a cent get it innocent in a cent
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn’t, he needed to braille his way out.
Why did the credit card go to jail???
‘Cuz’ it was guilty as charged
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
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