After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Jail Jokes
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I’m still not sure how I’m not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I’m out in public, I’m a piece of litter.
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
In jail why is the white guy scarier than the black guy. Because the white guy actually did something
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
Things you never want to do in jail
- never piss off an inmate
- don’t start fights with the cops
- don’t drop the soap
- don’t run away from the cops
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
What’s the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn’t go to jail for loving me.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn’t get consent he just uses the force.
In prison they called me sweet cheeks
I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
I’d hit you but if I did I’d go to jail for animal abuse
I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.