Jail jokes
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"