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Wife

Anonymous

After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!

Time

Anonymous

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Shooting

Daniel King

What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?

A shooting star 🌠!

Beat

Anonymous

I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

Depression

Hay

Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail

Number

Anonymous

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

Puns

Anonymous

A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.

Cop

Sugar Swe3t

Things you never want to do in jail

  • never piss off an inmate
  • don’t start fights with the cops
  • don’t drop the soap
  • don’t run away from the cops

Depression

jokesForYou

suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery

Roast

anonymouse

u have gaps in ur teeth looks like ur tongue is in jail

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People

N....Mann AWAYYY

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)

Suck

Bob

Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail

Puns

Gwen

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A Small Medium at Large.

Number

Anonymous

Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room

Old

scwiftyjim

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds

Penny

Morgan

Which president has never gone to jail… Lincoln because he’s in a cent get it innocent in a cent

Bone

Anonymous

Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!

Friend

answer fast

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he’s so worried we’re going to jail. I’m not. I’m fine. Please reply fast.

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