After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!

Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?

A shooting star 🌠!

I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.

Things you never want to do in jail

• never piss off an inmate
• don’t start fights with the cops
• don’t drop the soap
• don’t run away from the cops

suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery

u have gaps in ur teeth looks like ur tongue is in jail

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)

Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A Small Medium at Large.

Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds

Which president has never gone to jail… Lincoln because he’s in a cent get it innocent in a cent

Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he’s so worried we’re going to jail. I’m not. I’m fine. Please reply fast.