After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
In jail why is the white guy scarier than the black guy. Because the white guy actually did something
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
