After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
Things you never want to do in jail
- never piss off an inmate
- don’t start fights with the cops
- don’t drop the soap
- don’t run away from the cops
suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
u have gaps in ur teeth looks like ur tongue is in jail
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
Which president has never gone to jail… Lincoln because he’s in a cent get it innocent in a cent
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he’s so worried we’re going to jail. I’m not. I’m fine. Please reply fast.