As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!

What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?

A shooting star 🌠!

A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

Things you never want to do in jail

  • never piss off an inmate
  • don’t start fights with the cops
  • don’t drop the soap
  • don’t run away from the cops

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds

Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)

what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery

Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base

Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn’t, he needed to braille his way out.

Why did the credit card go to jail???

‘Cuz’ it was guilty as charged

the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he’s so worried we’re going to jail. I’m not. I’m fine. Please reply fast.

So 3 guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank. The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily, and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man. The second one goes for his uncles vault because screw that son of a bh he’s rich why does he need all the money. But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephews neck. The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought “well that bh can suck my dk she’s so poor anyway who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness” so he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day the third guys ex showed up to his house and said “imma fg murder you” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house. In hell the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked “you know I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said “bh I don’t know maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already”

I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

Which president has never gone to jail… Lincoln because he’s in a cent get it innocent in a cent

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