Gay Men in Prison

  • Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

    That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying that sending gay fellas to prison is like throwing gasoline on a fire, because they'll just have more opportunities to, uh, 'socialize.' It's like punishing a drunk driver by making them a bartender—totally backwards, and definitely not gonna solve the problem. You probably wouldn't get it though, you're probably as sharp as a marble.

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  • "Yakov Smirnoff" had a quip like this in his book "America, what a country!" but he said that in Soviet Russia, the penalty for being gay is being sent to a prison filled with other men. There's a seven-year waiting list to get in.

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