A Very Generous Friend

I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."

The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.

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Okay, so listen up, dummy. The joke is that this dude's 'friend' is actually bangin' his sister AND his mom! The dude is too stupid to realize his 'friend' isn't lookin' out for him, he's just sleeping with his family! You probably have a 'friend' just like that, don't you, genius?

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