The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.