Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
What do lawyers wear to court?lawsuits
Why's it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice? Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
