Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
Attorney Jokes
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
