How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
