How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Domestic Abuse Jokes
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.