Law jokes
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What makes suicide illegal? Getting caught.