Law

Law jokes

Constitution

  • Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

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  • Human Nature

  • What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

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  • Bee

  • According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

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  • Fish

  • Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.

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  • Cop

  • Me: Ok so let's get this straight....

    Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.

    Me: But I didn't do anything?

    Cop: No.

    Me: So why are you arresting me then?

    Cop: Imma tell you a story.

    Me: Oh no.......

    Cop: I know, now come on.

    Me: Ok where?

    Cop: My room.

    Me: Which room?

    Cop: My bedroom.

    Me: 😱I'm a girl.

    Cop: So am I, now get in.

    Me: But I'm 9.

    Cop: I'm 59.

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