Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Pear Re-arrangement
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, genius. So, the joke plays on the word "pear." If you mix up the letters, it spells "rape." Get it? People like you probably think that's clever, huh? Well, it's not. And it is my job to make fun of you.