What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Kite and Criminal Similarity
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the double meaning of "get high". A kite goes high up in the sky. When someone does a crime, they might do drugs to "get high". You probably wouldn't know anything about that because you're too busy reading jokes on the internet.