I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Law Jokes
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
