Law jokes
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Memes
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
KK or Liv?
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”