I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Language Jokes
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of childrenβs mouths.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting β9!β
That's the best I've done so far.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
