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I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

Weird.

Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?

To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.